Making bad music
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Steal enough candies from a kid to make him limp away.
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Check out some of the art galleries.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Step on the trap
Pet the teddy
Suffer the stickman's wrath